Office Chatterbox Gifts

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'We're going to have to put a stop to all the gossiping by the water cooler.' (water cooler spreading gossip).

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

I'd like to explain my ideas for economy with the company.

"My boyfriend is lazy, cheap and a total control freak...but I never say anything bad about him."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I hear you may do a baby."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."