Corporate Chatterbox Gifts

'Whenever he says 'Et cetera', it mean's he's run out of ideas. . .'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Verbal blogger.