Corporate Chatterbox Mugs

'Whenever he says 'Et cetera', it mean's he's run out of ideas. . .'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.