Corporate Chatter Mugs

'Well what a coincidence! I'm a financial regulator too!'

"I would have come to bed sooner but I had to gather together my evening talking points."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."