Corporate Commentator Mugs

Start their day with a humorous mug that celebrates their corporate commentary skills. Perfect for coffee breaks, these witty mugs are a fun way to showcase their sharp judgment and love of analysis.

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There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!' mockup

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

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"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook." mockup

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

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"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card." mockup

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

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'I'm giving you a praise. It's not a raise but it will look good on your evaluation.'

'I'm giving you a praise. It's not a raise but it will look good on your evaluation.' mockup

'I'm giving you a praise. It's not a raise but it will look good on your evaluation.'

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'Ageism at work'

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'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.' mockup

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

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'The only thing worse than this sensitivity training course is that tie of yours.'

'The only thing worse than this sensitivity training course is that tie of yours.' mockup

'The only thing worse than this sensitivity training course is that tie of yours.'

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'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?' mockup

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

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'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.' mockup

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

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"While this is by no means an admission of guilt we would like to settle out of court for 78 trillion dollars."

"While this is by no means an admission of guilt we would like to settle out of court for 78 trillion dollars." mockup

"While this is by no means an admission of guilt we would like to settle out of court for 78 trillion dollars."

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'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.' mockup

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

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"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us."

"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us." mockup

"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us."

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'Our big boss is one of the most underpaid CEOs. He only makes 150 times what we're paid.'

'Our big boss is one of the most underpaid CEOs. He only makes 150 times what we're paid.' mockup

'Our big boss is one of the most underpaid CEOs. He only makes 150 times what we're paid.'

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Labor Day

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'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'. mockup

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

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'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.' mockup

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

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'Eye contact is very important because you never want to turn your back to them.'

'Eye contact is very important because you never want to turn your back to them.' mockup

'Eye contact is very important because you never want to turn your back to them.'

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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Even if you're presdient of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.'

Even if you're presdient of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.' mockup

Even if you're presdient of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.'

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Smoking in office cubicles.

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"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable."

"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable." mockup

"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable."

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Wall Street: Doing more with much more. Main Street: do more with less.

Wall Street: Doing more with much more. Main Street: do more with less. mockup

Wall Street: Doing more with much more. Main Street: do more with less.

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Corporate Culture vs. Corporate Nature. mockup

Corporate Culture vs. Corporate Nature.

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"...And those against say 'meh'." mockup

"...And those against say 'meh'."

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Suggestion Box.

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"This is a work station, Jackson!" mockup

"This is a work station, Jackson!"

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'When I said you were a vital cog, I meant CLOG.'

'When I said you were a vital cog, I meant CLOG.' mockup

'When I said you were a vital cog, I meant CLOG.'

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"A democratic socialist, eh? Terrible. Give me a self-enriching corporatists any day."

"A democratic socialist, eh? Terrible. Give me a self-enriching corporatists any day." mockup

"A democratic socialist, eh? Terrible. Give me a self-enriching corporatists any day."

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This is Perkins, one of my foot soldiers.

This is Perkins, one of my foot soldiers. mockup

This is Perkins, one of my foot soldiers.

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"The boss will see you now."

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"How long until the CEO notices the massive changes we've brought to the company?"

"How long until the CEO notices the massive changes we've brought to the company?" mockup

"How long until the CEO notices the massive changes we've brought to the company?"

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'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.' mockup

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

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"Brad? That man would give you the shirt off his back--as long as he had another one on underneath."

"Brad? That man would give you the shirt off his back--as long as he had another one on underneath." mockup

"Brad? That man would give you the shirt off his back--as long as he had another one on underneath."

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Most useless Employee of the Month mockup

Most useless Employee of the Month

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"It's good to have you on board, and remember, we value independent thinking at the BBC."

"It's good to have you on board, and remember, we value independent thinking at the BBC." mockup

"It's good to have you on board, and remember, we value independent thinking at the BBC."

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Corporate Commentator Mugs Collection

Corporate Commentator Pillows

Find humorous and stylish pillows that add personality to their office or home, celebrating their love for insightful commentary.

Corporate Commentator Prints

Decorate their space with our creative prints that highlight their passion for analysis and humor—ideal for inspiring creativity and conversation.

Corporate Commentator T-Shirts

Discover our fun collection of t-shirts designed for those who enjoy making a statement about their clever insights at work or in casual settings.