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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Cereal Tasting.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

1,572 Performances.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."