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'Remember, the bits that still move are the best!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Are we there yet?"

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Magestically Marble Hill

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'Anchovies.'