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"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"A table in Siberia, please."

Baby in Bike Basket

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Are we there yet?"