Family Dining Adventurer Gifts

"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I mean...'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

"A table in Siberia, please."

Baby in Bike Basket

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Too Short Vacation Ahead

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'Your bill sir.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"