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"It's time for Eric's jump start to the day."

Back to work...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

Breakfast of Champions

In the Days Before Coffee

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Good morning!'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"