Monday Grumbler Gifts

I don't like mondays

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The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

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The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'I hate Mondays!'