Morning Grumbler Duo Gifts

Early Bird.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"It's Monday."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

I don't like mondays

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

"Sure, I failed Math, but I passed History, English and Science. Two out of three ain't bad."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

'I hate Mondays!'