Monday Grumblers Gifts

"I really hate Mondays..."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Back to work...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

The Cat's Alarm Clock

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

Monday morning is nigh.

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

The week at a glance.

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

"Dang it."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

Alarm clock.

Half asleep.

'One of those days, huh?'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."