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Early Bird.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"It's Monday."

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

I don't like mondays

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"