Monday Malcontent Gifts

Let me at him! The nerve! Open the door! Monday. Frank, it's Monday --- He must've heard the things you said about him!

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

"How was your day?"

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

The week at a glance.

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'