Monday Moaner Gifts

"The first day back is always the worst."

"It's Monday."

'I hate Mondays!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

And then there were Mondays.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'It seems we're not alone with that Monday morning feeling!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I hate Mondays."

'I hate Mondays.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Get up and go

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Dang it."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Back to Work

"Complaining empowers us."

Workaholic

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Monday Checklist.

Mondays...