Morning Moaner Gifts

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Full English Breakfast.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

So Far So Good

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'I like waking to music!'

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'