Morning Moaner Gifts

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Full English Breakfast.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

So Far So Good

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'