Morning Complainer Gifts

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

Back to work...

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Frankly, I can't really understand why my husband would be referred to as a "Domestic Cat": he does nothing around the house..."

'This decaf's lousy.'

"In what way do you feel you have been unfairly treated?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Bob's whine cellar.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Medical Bracelet

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Ryanair refunds

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Monday Checklist.

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'