'I hate Mondays.'
Monday Skeptics Gifts
Greet Monday with a touch of humor! Our collection for Monday skeptics features funny and relatable items that embrace the struggle of the start of the week. Whether they’re late risers or weekend warriors dreading work, these gifts bring a wink to the Monday blues. Ideal for creative souls who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to poke fun at the start of the week.
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
'I hate Mondays.'
We Have A Lot To Cover.....
Monday: Next 7 exits.
'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
Monday morning is nigh.
"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"
"Dang it."
Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
Back to Work
Mondays...
Monday Checklist.
"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."
'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."
Typical Monday
'Why, first thing on Monday mornings, do I always get someone who can't enunciate very well?'
'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'
"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."
Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.
All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!
The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.
"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."
"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."
BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
'This has got to be a Monday.'
'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'
The Non-Sporting Group
'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'
Monday Skeptics Gifts Collection
Monday Skeptics Mugs
Explore our collection of Monday skeptic mugs and find the perfect humorous companion for your morning coffee routine.
Monday Skeptics Pillows
Looking for a funny pillow to brighten your space? Discover our Monday skeptic pillows, perfect for a cozy joke in your daily routine.
Monday Skeptics Prints
Decorate with our Monday skeptic prints—witty art that captures the humor in facing each week's beginning.
Monday Skeptics T-Shirts
Check out our Monday skeptic t-shirts—funny and relatable designs that turn Monday into a little less daunting.