Monday Skeptics Pillows

'I hate Mondays.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I hate Mondays.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Monday morning is nigh.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

"Dang it."

Back to Work

Mondays...

Monday Checklist.

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Typical Monday

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Why, first thing on Monday mornings, do I always get someone who can't enunciate very well?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

The Non-Sporting Group

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'