Monday Skeptics Pillows

'I hate Mondays.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I hate Mondays.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Monday morning is nigh.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

"Dang it."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Back to Work

Mondays...

Monday Checklist.

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

Typical Monday

'Why, first thing on Monday mornings, do I always get someone who can't enunciate very well?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

The Non-Sporting Group

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'