Morning Grumpyhead Pillows

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Old Man Journal

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

Grumpy Old Men

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Moanathon.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'