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*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Old Man Journal

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Grumpy Old Men

Moanathon.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept