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The Cat's Alarm Clock

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Another meeting?"

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Contact Sport Lens.

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'