Morning Struggler Mugs

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

Deus ex Caffeina

Instant human... just add coffee

Back to work...

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'Scott...(argh)...would you help me,please!...(argh)...I'm having trouble...(argh)...getting my brain into gear!'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

Monday Checklist.

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I'm still buffering.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

Let me guess, it's time for breakfast.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

If you were that old you'd also refuse to start in the mornings.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?'

"Don't you think your flu needs another day in bed ?!"

'Was the interview too early for you?'

Alarm Clock.

"If you need me, I'll be here, exhausted from keeping you up all night."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Early man

'I got a snooze alarm for Father's Day. What did you get?'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

George was not a morning person.

Please do not adjust your mirror.

'Was the class too early for you?'

"Would you hit all the buttons for me. I'm a practical joker but I haven't had my coffee."

Monday 5:30 am

"C'mon, Baldo! Time to get up! I know...you have trouble getting your days started."