Morning Conquerors Prints

Monday Hurdle

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Awake and doing great"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Alarm

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

In the Days Before Coffee

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Good Morning!'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

In Tray and Out Tray