Morning Challengers Pillows

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

"That's a big fat lie!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

AI

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

In the Days Before Coffee

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Alarm

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Good Morning!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."