Breakfast Challenger Pillows

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Devilled Eggs

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"