Breakfast Challenger Pillows

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Too much cilantro

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Devilled Eggs

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.