Morning Routines Appreciator Pillows

'That paper boy has one hell of an arm!'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

1,572 Performances.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"