Weekly Routines Prints

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Soup of the month.

Toothbrush Romance

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

My Day - elevator magazine

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"We're still pre-rich."

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I've been to the office..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

A day in the life of a cow.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

Washing Face

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.