Monthly Routine Prints

Soup of the month.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Kids' energy levels

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

"Awake and doing great"

"Please don't go!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

Girls in bed

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.