Monthly Routine T-Shirts

Soup of the month.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

Early Morning Roll Call.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Awake and doing great"

"Please don't go!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Kids' energy levels

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Girls in bed

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

Bad Hair Day

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'