Daily Routine Ponderer Mugs

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

My Day - elevator magazine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

A day in the life of a cow.

"I've been to the office..."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Commuting

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

"And don't try to be a hero."

'There goes the phone!'