Daily Routine Ponderer Gifts

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

It's not always "Dawn of time," you know --- Sometimes it's just Tuesday.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

My Day - elevator magazine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Commuting

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

'There goes the phone!'