Midweek Warrior T-Shirts

"This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

I hate monday mornings.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Monday around 9PM.

The Walk of Shame

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"