Millennium Warrior Gifts

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Dunhomin"

Musical Fight

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"Still on your left."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Work Out.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Executive fitness.

"Awake and doing great"

"Damn speed hump!"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Academy.

Advantage of Regular Exercise

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"Iron Man Competition"

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Psychotic mood swing.

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.