Millennium Warrior Mugs

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Still on your left."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"Dunhomin"

Musical Fight

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Work Out.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Executive fitness.

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Damn speed hump!"

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Academy.

"Iron Man Competition"

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Advantage of Regular Exercise

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Psychotic mood swing.

Superhero training.