Nighttime Warriors Prints

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

The modern generation!

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"Dunhomin"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

At home with the movie-wreckers

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

Fanfare for the Common Cold

Behind the 8 Ball

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

REALITY

'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'

'Yoo hoo we're home! Have any trouble getting him off to bed?'

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"Sleeping through the night is for losers."

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

BINGO Billiards