Midnight Tech Warriors Prints

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So who is this First pet?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

The modern generation!

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Dunhomin"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Business Advice

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Scan And Repair

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

Boo-gle.

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"