Movie Night Warriors Gifts

At home with the movie-wreckers

"Bloody hell!"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

The modern generation!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Weather today.

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

"Dunhomin"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Boxing Snowmen.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'You had me at 'warning'.'

Uninhabital USA.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."