Movie Night Lover Gifts

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

'Mr. Ornstein, watch two 'feel-good' movies and call me in the morning.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"What do you want to watch? 'Fatal Attraction or 'Misery'?"

"Baldo! Gracie! I love you both...but some days you drive me crazy!"

"The movie we saw this weekend grossed only $3 million!"

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"When you said lets go and watch a film on the big screen I thought you meant at the cinema."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Do you mind?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"The Eggsorcist"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Pyjama party

Bryan Ferry

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"