Movie Night Lover Gifts

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

'Mr. Ornstein, watch two 'feel-good' movies and call me in the morning.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"Baldo! Gracie! I love you both...but some days you drive me crazy!"

"The movie we saw this weekend grossed only $3 million!"

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"When you said lets go and watch a film on the big screen I thought you meant at the cinema."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Bryan Ferry

Pyjama party

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Tom Hanks