Bedtime Jester Gifts

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"We're gonna need a Bigger bed."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"You owe me five bucks."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"No. You turn over."

"I hate open-mike night."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Father nursing his sick child

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"I slept funny!"

The End is Night

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

Bedtime Reading

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Bed time stories

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep