Bedtime Jokester Gifts

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

A dog sneaks into the bed of his owner in the middle of the night.

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Bed Seasons

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"No. You turn over."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Read it again, Daddy!"

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

Menage a Paws.

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

The End is Night

"I slept funny!"

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

Brrr...for the last time! Keep your cold feet on your side of the bed!

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.