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"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Long-legged clown...

Adult Absence Notes.

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

How do fish get to work?

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

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