Civic Joker Pillows

Sidewalk Repairs

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Minority Report Is Real

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

Vote Signal

Trump in Washington

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Police Riot

Knight in the Elevator

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

Campaign Headquarters: For a $500 contribution, the candidate will shake your hand ans sustain eye contact with you for five seconds.

Vote

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"It's our duty to vote, but it's their duty to find someone worth voting for!"

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."