Political Joker Pillows

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Feet Off the Ground

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

The Russian Circus

Uber Files

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

Politics Books

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Merkel & Europe

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.