Political Joker Pillows

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

The Russian Circus

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

Uber Files

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

Politics Books

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

Merkel & Europe

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'