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"I cannot tell a lie but I am capable of exaggeration."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"