Political Jokester Pillows

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

"From now on Ella, I am boycotting anything from the states!" "See that traffic light? Probably made in Texas! To be ignored!" "Speed limit sign? Produced in Ohio I'll bet! Pay no attention!" "Hear that siren? I'm guessing either Pennsylvania or New York!" "Where was this bed made?"

The S**t in the Hat

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"Just remember, we're all liberals until tax reason."

'We Republicans are announcing a new era of cooperation with the democrats because what they have to say is important. . . April Fool!'

Why's the opposition so incompetent?

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"Okay... I give yp. Why did Joe Biden's water bill go up?"

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

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