Political Jokester Pillows

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

"From now on Ella, I am boycotting anything from the states!" "See that traffic light? Probably made in Texas! To be ignored!" "Speed limit sign? Produced in Ohio I'll bet! Pay no attention!" "Hear that siren? I'm guessing either Pennsylvania or New York!" "Where was this bed made?"

The S**t in the Hat

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Donald Rump." In other words, we'll be discussing the childish way people mangle the names of politicians with whom they disagree

"Just remember, we're all liberals until tax reason."

'We Republicans are announcing a new era of cooperation with the democrats because what they have to say is important. . . April Fool!'

Why's the opposition so incompetent?

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"Okay... I give yp. Why did Joe Biden's water bill go up?"

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

Uncle Donnie

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy