Politically Jaded Joker Pillows

Political Poll results are in... 'None of the above' was the overwhelming favourite.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Toilet humour

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."