Social Media Jokester Pillows

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

'I did all my breaking and entering on Twitter. How about you?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Twitter that!

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

#NoJunk

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Cowvid-19

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Charlie Shared a Post

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

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