Viral Jokester Pillows

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Cowvid-19

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

Twitter that!

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Catch this!'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

The first transatlantic communication.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Passover Plague

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

The Germ and the Sperm

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

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